Free swag (t-shirts, hats, stickers, keychains, coupons, product samples, and other crapola) can be easily procured by writing to various companies and offering to be your local college brand whore ('product representative') for their merchandise.
Find a product that you have some remote interest in, then find their contact information (written on the product, or better yet, on their website), and write them a cock-slurping email about how you masturbate to their product on an hourly basis ("Gee willikers, I drink ZoomZoom energy drink like all-the-time!"), and, seeing as how you attend X university with Y amount of students, you think that it'd be a perfect opportunity for you to help promote their product.
Mention that you'd therefore be all too happy to help propagate their brand by proudly sporting any t-shirts or other wearables they send you, as well as hand out samples to students. Write emails to a few companies so that you'll get more schwag, and in case some don't take you up on your generous offer.
If you're sent a batch of samples to hand out, hand out a couple and snap some photos of the kids "enjoying" them to send back to headquarters, and then ask for a new batch to hand out some more. And don't fret, the address you give them to send the goodies to doesn't actually have to be on campus ;).
Find a product that you have some remote interest in, then find their contact information (written on the product, or better yet, on their website), and write them a cock-slurping email about how you masturbate to their product on an hourly basis ("Gee willikers, I drink ZoomZoom energy drink like all-the-time!"), and, seeing as how you attend X university with Y amount of students, you think that it'd be a perfect opportunity for you to help promote their product.
Mention that you'd therefore be all too happy to help propagate their brand by proudly sporting any t-shirts or other wearables they send you, as well as hand out samples to students. Write emails to a few companies so that you'll get more schwag, and in case some don't take you up on your generous offer.
If you're sent a batch of samples to hand out, hand out a couple and snap some photos of the kids "enjoying" them to send back to headquarters, and then ask for a new batch to hand out some more. And don't fret, the address you give them to send the goodies to doesn't actually have to be on campus ;).
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