One of the juiciest cows to milk on campus is none other than the student zirself. Spoiled (if you attend a university you are spoiled, financial aid or scholarships notwithstanding, you're still sucking on someone's tit, so don't **king kid yourself) students often leave their belongings unattended, ripe for the picking. Here are a few prime locales and situations to exploit.
Libraries. Find a particularly isolated and lucrative study area where a student has that nice laptop or mp3 player you want, and wait for zir to leave the goodies unattended. A trip to the bathroom, a cell phone call, a study break, or even the succumbence into a dream realm (read: taking a nap); all present the perfect opportunity to whisk away that coveted item.
Dorm rooms. Dorm rooms are routinely left unlocked. To help assure that there will be no occupants at your desired time of entry, gain access to a dormitory, press the fire alarm, and then proceed to clean out the rooms, putting the gear into a backpack and leaving through a side door. Should you actually stumble into a room that's not empty, take on the authoritative role of a resident assistant and chastise the students for not evacuating the room, proceeding to explain how remaining in a room during a fire alarm is grounds for expulsion and so on and so forth in a similar vein.
Mass herd gatherings. Any social clustering is ripe for pillaging. Parties, athletic events, assemblies, nightclubs, and so on, all present various opportunities to collect unattended items. A particular item of interest to look for is the ever-present unattended purse. Take one from under the seat in an assembly, left at the side of the table at a nightclub, or from under the bleachers at a sporting event.
Libraries. Find a particularly isolated and lucrative study area where a student has that nice laptop or mp3 player you want, and wait for zir to leave the goodies unattended. A trip to the bathroom, a cell phone call, a study break, or even the succumbence into a dream realm (read: taking a nap); all present the perfect opportunity to whisk away that coveted item.
Dorm rooms. Dorm rooms are routinely left unlocked. To help assure that there will be no occupants at your desired time of entry, gain access to a dormitory, press the fire alarm, and then proceed to clean out the rooms, putting the gear into a backpack and leaving through a side door. Should you actually stumble into a room that's not empty, take on the authoritative role of a resident assistant and chastise the students for not evacuating the room, proceeding to explain how remaining in a room during a fire alarm is grounds for expulsion and so on and so forth in a similar vein.
Mass herd gatherings. Any social clustering is ripe for pillaging. Parties, athletic events, assemblies, nightclubs, and so on, all present various opportunities to collect unattended items. A particular item of interest to look for is the ever-present unattended purse. Take one from under the seat in an assembly, left at the side of the table at a nightclub, or from under the bleachers at a sporting event.
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